What I Actually Do Anesthesia Christmas Nurse Tank Top
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Every anesthesia nurse knows the calm face hides pure chaos underneath. This Christmas tank top tells the joke perfectly, splitting the peaceful "What They Think I Do" from the frantic "What I Actually Do" reality of the job. Wear it through the holiday season on shift or gift it to the anesthesia nurse who keeps everyone stable no matter what.
Design Interpretation
A two-panel meme layout. On the left, a Santa-hatted nurse relaxes with coffee, feet up, under "What They Think I Do." On the right, a panicked nurse holds syringes near alarming monitors under "What I Actually Do." Bold brown letters below read "Anesthesia Holiday Edition."
Who Is This For?
Anesthesia nurses, CRNAs, Operating room staff, Nursing students, Gifts for nurse coworkers
Sizing, fit & styles
Fitted through the chest. Size up for extra room.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 1538 | 27.470 |
| M | 1641 | 2871 |
| L | 1743 | 28.673 |
| XL | 1846 | 29.374 |
| 2XL | 1948 | 29.976 |
- Chest:
- Lay the shirt flat and measure across, armpit to armpit.
- Length:
- From the highest point of the shoulder down to the hem.
Garment measurements, taken laid flat — not body measurements. Sizes may vary by up to 0.5 in.
View full size guide →
Care & frequently asked questions
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron the print.
- Do not dry clean.
Common questions
- Is shipping free?
- Yes. Every order ships free within the U.S. We currently ship to U.S. addresses only.
- Where is my order printed and shipped from?
- Each item is printed to order and shipped from the USA.
- How do I track my order?
- Once your order ships, we'll email you a tracking link so you can follow it all the way to your door.
- How do I choose the right size?
- Open "Sizing, Fit & Styles" above for the full size chart. T‑shirts, hoodies and sweatshirts come in S to 5XL; tank tops come in S to 2XL.
- What if something is wrong with my order?
- You're covered by our 30-day satisfaction guarantee. Contact us within 30 days and we'll send a free reprint or give you a full refund — no need to return the item.
- How can I contact you?
- Email us at support@neclief.com and our team will get back to you.

Size Guide — Tank
Fitted through the chest. Size up for extra room.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 1538 | 27.470 |
| M | 1641 | 2871 |
| L | 1743 | 28.673 |
| XL | 1846 | 29.374 |
| 2XL | 1948 | 29.976 |
- Chest:
- Lay the shirt flat and measure across, armpit to armpit.
- Length:
- From the highest point of the shoulder down to the hem.
Garment measurements, taken laid flat — not body measurements. Sizes may vary by up to 0.5 in.
View full size guide →Good to know
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